Movie Review...Deep Blue Sea

Fig-Oh crap! Science has done it again!

Frag-Done what exactly?

Fig-Created gigantic, mutant killer sharks!

Frag-Are you talking about what I think you're talking about?

Fig-Only if you think I am talking about a movie with 2 ton Mako sharks that only have one thing on their mind!

Frag- I thought so.

Fig-Don't you see though, we can't let the scientists do things like this anymore! It cannot be allowed! First they started with the dinosaurs, and we all know how that ended up! They trashed a good portion of a major metropolitian area!.

Frag-Do I need to remind you that it wasn't real?

Fig-But in this one we have huge ass sharks that take down a whole underwater lab complex that should have been able to withstand several direct bomb hits! And they eat people, and it's all the scientists fault!

Frag-Uh, you know you are supposed to be doing a movie review right?

Fig- I'm getting to it! But don't you see the error in the thinking here? One person gets it through their skull that some animal who can already make a snack out of humans, needs to be fucked with on a genetic level! I mean really. Do we even need to talk about how things like this are a bad idea? I mean the only one with a head on his shoulders is the Preacher with the foul-mouthed parrot. Damn that bird was funny.

Frag-Stay on target here!

Fig-*deep breath* Okay, so if you havn't gotten the gist of this movie yet, then damn, you don't get out much do you. The basis of the story is that the road to hell is paved with good intentions. The lead scientist decided that it would be a good idea to genetically alter sharks to give them bigger brains so that she could cure alzhiemers. Not a bad cause, but come on! Have we not learned from our past mistakes?

Frag-Get on with it!

Fig-Okay, okay! Sheesh! So anyway the sharks cause problems and people get eaten like ribs at a barbeque. They manage to get rid of 2 of the giant fish, then they manage to blow the 3rd one up just as it makes its play for freedom. And who knows what would have happened had our genetically altered bag of teeth make it to open waters and infect others?

Frag-Are you going to do a real review here any time soon?

Fig-But I am doing the review! Reviewer gets to write the blog, peanut gallery shuts their cake hole!

Frag- After you then...

Fig-So never mind the fact that there are now bits of modified shark running around just waiting for other fish to eat...Ah damn, there comes the boat to take everyone home from the long weekend!